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[Apr. 16th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
I LOVE the crossover meme going on at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) fandomsecrets! It's so fun! Though no one has filled my request yet. ;.; But anyways, I love writing for other people! If I felt confident enough, I might join a kink meme, just so I could write more, but I can't write porn worth shit. D: I wonder if there are other crossover memes. This is the first one I've ever seen or participated in. |
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| *laughing too hard to communicate* |
[Mar. 22nd, 2008|11:19 pm] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
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Raito and L
by William Shakespeare
Enter Raito
L appears above at a window
Raito:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Death Note, and L is the Shinigami.
Arise, beautiful Shinigami, and stroke the horrible boot.
See, how he leans his hair upon his boob!
O, that I were a glove upon that boob,
That I might touch that hair!
L:
O Raito, Raito! wherefore art thou Raito?
What's in a name? That which we call a penis
By any other name would smell as lazy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a unicorn with a dead body impaled on its horn"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove loud.
Raito:
Swain, by yonder horrible boot I swear
That tips on a bed the chunky handcuff--
L:
O, swear not by the boot, the sleepy boot,
That deleriously changes in its tasty orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise tasty.
Sweet, phosphorescent night! A thousand times phosphorescent night!
Parting is such terrifying sorrow,
That I shall say phosphorescent night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Raito:
Sleep dwell upon thy hair, peace in thy boob!
Would I were sleep and peace, so soundlessly to rest!
huskily will I to my beautiful penis's cell,
Its help to stroke, and my lazy penis to tell.
A Terrifying Day To Stroke
Raito stepped huskily out into the loud sunshine, and admired L's hair. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a lazy sight."
L climbed off the handcuff and walked soundlessly across the grass to greet his lover. Raito patted L on the boob and then tried to stroke him helpfully, but without success.
"That's all right," L said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not phosphorescent," Raito. "Not as phosphorescent as the time we stroked on a bed."
L nodded deleriously. "We were sleepy back in those days."
"Our peniss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Raito said. "Everything seems chunky and beautiful when you're young."
"Of course," L said. "But now we're tasty, we can still have fun. If we go about it hurriedly."
"Hurriedly?" Raito said . "But how?"
"With this," L said and held out a horrible boot. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to stroke."
Raito swallowed the boot at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to stroke hurriedly. They stroked like a unicorn with a dead body impaled on its horn. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
The Battle For The Bench
On the field, Sena fucked his bench. He had been busy with the bench for hours and now wanted nothing more than a bouncy cuddle or a hard massage from his lover Hiruma.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his quick Hiruma appeared at the door, grinning scarily.
"Put down the bench," Hiruma said impishly. "Unless you want me to fuck that bench on your penis."
Sena put down the bench. He was fast. He had never seen Hiruma so sharp before and it made him short.
Hiruma picked up the bench, then withdrew a goal from his hair. "Don't be so fast," Hiruma said with a sharp grimace. "A dog bit my tongue this morning, and everything became scary. Now with this bench and this goal I can impishly rule the world!"
Sena clutched his loud tongue cheekily. This was his lover, his quick Hiruma, now staring at him with a sharp hair.
"Fight it!" Sena shouted. "The dog just wants the bench for his own quick devices! He doesn't love you, not the bouncy way I do!"
Sena could see Hiruma trembling cheekily. Sena reached out his penis and touched Hiruma's hair impishly. He was quick, so quick, but he knew only his loud love for Hiruma would break the dog's spell.
Sure enough, Hiruma dropped the bench with a thunk. "Oh, Sena," he squealed. "I'm so bouncy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Sena had already moved on the field. Like a football player with no deoderant, he pressed his penis into Hiruma's hair. And as they fell together in a scary fit of love, the bench lay on the floor, short and forgotten.
*hyperventilates from lack of air* |
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| Long Winded Posts Are Long Winded |
[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:51 pm] |
A comment on one of the previous entries here inspired this bout of bullshit insight.
Anyone read or seen A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess? Come on, raise your hands! [shot] Okay, okay! [cough]
Note that all opinions stated here-on-in may just be speculations from different points of view. I do not necessarily agree with everything I say.
( [Spoilers for Death Note ending] )
It's a very depressing story, when you read it with this in mind, and I'm not sure what point this was trying to prove. Just a random bout of inspiration and I had to type up my thoughts. Care to share your opinions? Or start a debate? Correct me on some points? Prove me wrong? Add some backing or support to my bullshit?
Please note - none of this is spell-checked. |
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| Happiness by the Kilowatt: Notes on CH. 10 |
[Sep. 29th, 2007|03:50 pm] |
I've reached chapter 10! I've stuck with it THIS FAR!!! [flails] I've never done this before! It's a new record for me!
Anyways, for every person who wrote "Misa ded onoez!1!" or "hurhur Misa bcum shinigmi," I laughed. Sorry to insult and dissapoint. I thought it was hilarious. The idea to actually kill her and have her become a Shinigami never actually crossed my mind until the reviewers geussed that that was what was going to happen. I was just using it as an excuse to have Raito reveal himself to Misa.
Other than, when I was writing the part about Misa opening her eyes at the sound of Raito's voice, I almost followed the sudden notion I had to make her hate Shinigami Raito, or think Ryuuzaki was playing a trick on her. But I reasoned that, with her devout love, she wouldn't care if Raito was disfigured in a horrible train wreck after killing off thrity innocent people with a wooden bat. She's that obsessive.
But maybe I'll still have her do that. I don't know. After the initial joy, I'll see where her emotions take her. If I decide to do it, I might have to rewrite my entire storyboard.
I hope I can start writing the next chapter without any problems. Unlike this one, where I began with Watari informing them of Misa's suicide attempt, then deleted it, restarted, deleted again, then began with Misa's awakening.
In other news, I want to make a Death Note AMV. I have the perfect song picked out. Now all I have to do is wait for the episode 32-35 and 37 to finish downloading! |
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| Happiness by the Kilowatt: Notes on the latest chapter |
[Sep. 16th, 2007|02:45 pm] |
If you perhaps read my Death Note fanfic "Happiness by the Kilowatt," then here's a little note about the latest chapter:
MISA IS NOT GOING TO BECOME A FUCKING SHINIGAMI!!!
Now, I know I love writing about her, but I really do find her annoying. And besides that, it would be counter-productive. The plot of my story needs her alive! ...I think. Although, now that the idea has been planted into my head... Should I make Misa a Shinigami...? Hmm... [thinks]
Nah, still don't feel like it.
Besides that, I've been sick for the past week, and have slept sometimes during the day, for random periods of time. My sleeping schedule is all fucked up now. I began writing this chapter last week, but only got the inspiration to finish it last night. So, for seven hours, I alternated between the need to write and the need to sleep. Running back and forth from my bed to the computer, opening and closing the document after every sentence or so, then coming back when I found that sleep was impossible until I made some progress on the chapter. Eventually, I just plopped down with a bottle of Dr. Wham, some aspirin, and duct tape, and typed, ass firmly stuck to the seat.
Originally, this would have ended up as another filler-type chapter, with the Misa-suicide chapter next, but I was tired of the filler, and the readers are always tired of filler, I know, so I figured jamming them together wouldn't hurt.
Also originally, Misa was going to hang herself with her bedsheet. I don't know why I changed it. Boredom, I guess.
That's all I can think of to say right now. |
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| Battle Pyramid VS. Regirock (Dub) |
[Mar. 11th, 2007|03:16 pm] |
Ash, I'm sorry, but sometimes you are a dumbass. You do not go into mysterious ruins, hold some ancient relic above your head, and then say a chant that will allow an ancient, evil Pokelantic king out so that it can posess your stupid ass! Dumbass! [whacks Ash]
That whole thing was weird as hell. The evil Pokelantic king's voice sucked. I wanna see that episode in Japanese!
Also, the Pokelantic king kept pulling this "I AM THE MASTER OF POKELANTICE AND WILL RULE YOU" shit out of his ass. |
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| Music is an integrated part of every soul |
[Feb. 25th, 2007|01:41 pm] |
This is just about my favorite song in the world. It is for now, anyways. There's no guarantee that it won't change. ...But, for now, I'll enjoy my obsession with it.
I'll Follow You Into The Dark
by Death Cab For Cutie
Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark
No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black
And I held my toungue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about
Cause we'll hold each other soon
The blackest of rooms
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark
[sings happily] |
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| Babble Post 7 |
[Feb. 19th, 2007|09:08 pm] |
I hate phones. Cell phones especially. I don't care how many cool new features you can get with you new cingular, motorola, or phone-of-the-fucking-year, I hate them all. I hate talking on phones, too. Any phone, really. But especially a cell phone.
Also, I take back what I posted before. I hate snow, now, too. Especially for prolonged periods of time. When I become a hermit, I'll live somewhere where it's warm but not hot in the summer, and if it has to snow during the winter, then I'll make sure that I can withstand it.
On another, much more brighter note, I just sucked a wad of snot into my mouth. You know how, when your nose is running, you tend to sniff the snot right back into your nose even though you really should dispel it into a tissue or napkin? Yeah, well, I sniffed really hard, and it shot into my mouth.
...That didn't sound as glorious and bright as I hoped it would.
Oh well. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2007|02:40 am] |
| You scored as Glam Rock. It must have been the possibly biggest outrage to the parent generation that ever happend. Boys in dresses, kissing other boys, looking like girls but simultaneously being married to girls. This confusing, glamorous time especially in London redefined what sexuality, gender and clothes really meant.
Mods | | 63% | Glam Rock | | 63% | Hippie | | 63% | Punk | | 44% | New Romantics / New Wave | | 38% | Hip Hop | | 31% | Rave / Dance | | 25% | Rockabilly / Teddyboys | | 6% | </td>
Which Past SubCulture fits you best?
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I find this especially amusing. |
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| Babble Post 6 |
[Feb. 3rd, 2007|02:24 pm] |
Ah, people are so fuckin... annoying. Don't know why I deal with them. If I become a novelist like I want to be, I'm gonna sell my books, buy a house, and live as a hermit. Somewhere where is snows. Fuckin A. [flails]
I hate people.
Also, Jaki, if you happen to catch this post, don't try and find me because, fair warning, I'm pissed off. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2006|09:56 pm] |
I would like to wish the famous artist Edvard Munch a Happy Birthday! Even though he's been dead for... [counts] 61 years, I think.
But, whatever. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDVARD!!! |
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| Babble Post 5 |
[Dec. 4th, 2006|08:09 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | babble | ] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| |  bitchy | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | Heroes | ] |
You know what? I find humans so stupid and amusing. But mostly, they just piss me off.
I especially hate it when people bitch at me for "ignoring" them. When I'm not.
My hearing is shit. And I make it my duty to warn people before hand that when talking to me, you better talk loud enough for me to understand you, or I'll scream at you like a senile old biddy "WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? SPEAK UP, ASSHOLE, I TOLD YOU I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' DEAF!"
So when someone who knows I have bad hearing gets on my case about "ignoring" them I just want to yell, "Well SORRY for having SHITTY HEARING, BITCH!"
Jeez, people, get off my ass!
Oh, shit, my foots asleep.
HOLY SHIIIAAAT!!! The last Heroes of the year is on! Bye!
Oh, and, on a side note: I failed NaNoWriMo. [shrugs] Oh well. [is not that dissapointed] |
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| Babble Post 4 |
[Nov. 25th, 2006|12:39 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | babble | ] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| | Amused as hell | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | Welcome To My Romance from Gravitation | ] |
Went to the book store yesterday and bought Yami no Matsuei manga, but there was no Gakuen Heaven manga, so instead I bought the first two volumes of Death Note, despite having already read the entire manga. I just LOVE it SO MUCH!!!
I also bought a Japanese-English English-Japanese dictionary, and a book that J-kun's been wanting. I hope I got the right one! Oh, also, I spent a few hours in the bookstore, so I also managed to read volume two of Off*Beat! There was a bunch of other manga I wanted to read/buy (Legal Drug, Fake, Gravitation v. two, Tokyo Babylon, and a billion others), but I didn't have the time or money (And some they just didn't have). [sigh] Oh well. Back to scouring the internet.
Ah, and I'm reading DNAngel right now, so I'm going to babble about the first chapter for a few minutes!
At first I thought Risa was cute and nice. Then she started up about her rivalry with her twin sister, and her rant on how good looking guys should be, and my respect was just flushed away...
Um... WTH's up with his house...?
Oh, nice, their will is to just about kill their own son.
Well, hey, at least his bunny's not a rabid, flesh-eating monster.
Nevermind. The bunny's really a giant bird.
Oh, look, the kid (Hiwatari-kun, I believe, is his name) is practically molesting Dark! I mean, he's already handcuffed Dark, is straddling Dark, and already said something like, "My whole existance is to capture you." All they need next is to get it on!
Oh, wow, Dark suddenly multiplied or something! There's two of them now. You know what that means... THREESOME!!! [is shot]
Okay, Dark got away blah-blah-blah, saw Risa's sister, Riku blah-blah-blah, turned back into Daisuke because Dark fell in love with Riku, but the love is unrequited, since now Riku thinks Dark is a perv blah-blah-blah.
And the holy maiden statue doesn't actually change Dark back into Daisuke, apparently.
All I can say is... [pats Daisuke's back] Your life sucks ass kid.
Oh, and, on a side note, I saw a commercial (And I really hope it wasn't a gag) for "Guy's Gone Wild." HAHAHAHAH!!!! |
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| Babble Post 3 |
[Nov. 22nd, 2006|06:55 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | babble | ] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| |  energetic | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | Just A Survivor from Sukisyo | ] |
Hmm, I've gotten obsessed with Gakuen Heaven as well as Yami no Matsuei! The only difference is that I've finished watching YnM, as there were only thirteen episodes. And I'm only on episode two of GH. (Some guy just molested Keita's elbow! XD)
I haven't gotten a chance to cisit a book store, but when I do, I'll look for the manga for both of these series! |
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| Babble Post 2 |
[Nov. 21st, 2006|02:52 pm] |
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| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | The Devil's Trill by Giuseppe Tartini | ] |
For the past few days I've been on a... [waves hand] A "Yami no Matsuei" spree. I started watching the anime on youtube, and I'm hooked. I'm hoping to find the manga when I go to the book store.
Oh, and the music owns my soul! It's so beautiful! It probably helps that I'm a sucker for violins. [grins] |
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[Nov. 6th, 2006|05:24 pm] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | Pop Is Dead by Miyavi | ] |
 | You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.
Peter Pan | | 94% | Goofy | | 88% | Ariel | | 81% | Donald Duck | | 75% | Cruella De Ville | | 56% | Sleeping Beauty | | 50% | Cinderella | | 44% | Snow White | | 44% | Pinocchio | | 38% | The Beast | | 38% | </td>
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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Uh, I gacked this from... someone! And was thus amused. [nods] |
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| Babble Post 1 |
[Nov. 1st, 2006|09:11 pm] |
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| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| |  dorky | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | CSI: Miami | ] |
Oh shit, I can't contain my glee! I may just finish NaNoWriMo! I'm that confident! It's weird, a natural high, and I feel like I could pwn the world!
I'll post the summary of my stoy later, as I'm reading some Death Note Yaoi doujinshi. |
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| Oh shit, I'm fucked... |
[Oct. 30th, 2006|09:47 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | nanowrimo | ] |
| [ | And I'm feelin'... |
| |  excited | ] |
| [ | Jammin' to... |
| | How Long The Night Was by Deadboy and the Elephantmen | ] |
You know what?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I SHOULD WRITE FOR NANOWRIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm panicing because last year I chickened out, and now, this year, I'm pumped and ready to write but HAVE NO IDEAS!!!!!!!!!
What should I DO!? I know I mentioned my having an idea in the previous post, but it was crap and I scatchd it and-HOLY SHIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! It JUST occured to me that, a while ago, I had this whole Alternate Universe set up for Fullmetal Alchemist! Oh, FUCK YEAH! [dances]
NaNoWriMo, here I come! |
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