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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2008|08:40 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, stalking ur pretty boys]
[Jammin' to... |SILENCE!!]

I LOVE the crossover meme going on at fandomsecrets! It's so fun! Though no one has filled my request yet. ;.; But anyways, I love writing for other people! If I felt confident enough, I might join a kink meme, just so I could write more, but I can't write porn worth shit. D: I wonder if there are other crossover memes. This is the first one I've ever seen or participated in.
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*laughing too hard to communicate* [Mar. 22nd, 2008|11:19 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[And I'm feelin'... |ecstaticecstatic]

Raito and L
by William Shakespeare

Enter Raito

L appears above at a window

Raito:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Death Note, and L is the Shinigami.
Arise, beautiful Shinigami, and stroke the horrible boot.
See, how he leans his hair upon his boob!
O, that I were a glove upon that boob,
That I might touch that hair!

L:
O Raito, Raito! wherefore art thou Raito?
What's in a name? That which we call a penis
By any other name would smell as lazy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a unicorn with a dead body impaled on its horn"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove loud.

Raito:
Swain, by yonder horrible boot I swear
That tips on a bed the chunky handcuff--

L:
O, swear not by the boot, the sleepy boot,
That deleriously changes in its tasty orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise tasty.
Sweet, phosphorescent night! A thousand times phosphorescent night!
Parting is such terrifying sorrow,
That I shall say phosphorescent night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Raito:
Sleep dwell upon thy hair, peace in thy boob!
Would I were sleep and peace, so soundlessly to rest!
huskily will I to my beautiful penis's cell,
Its help to stroke, and my lazy penis to tell.


A Terrifying Day To Stroke

Raito stepped huskily out into the loud sunshine, and admired L's hair. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a lazy sight."

L climbed off the handcuff and walked soundlessly across the grass to greet his lover. Raito patted L on the boob and then tried to stroke him helpfully, but without success.

"That's all right," L said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not phosphorescent," Raito. "Not as phosphorescent as the time we stroked on a bed."

L nodded deleriously. "We were sleepy back in those days."

"Our peniss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Raito said. "Everything seems chunky and beautiful when you're young."

"Of course," L said. "But now we're tasty, we can still have fun. If we go about it hurriedly."

"Hurriedly?" Raito said . "But how?"

"With this," L said and held out a horrible boot. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to stroke."

Raito swallowed the boot at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to stroke hurriedly. They stroked like a unicorn with a dead body impaled on its horn. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.


The Battle For The Bench

On the field, Sena fucked his bench. He had been busy with the bench for hours and now wanted nothing more than a bouncy cuddle or a hard massage from his lover Hiruma.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his quick Hiruma appeared at the door, grinning scarily.

"Put down the bench," Hiruma said impishly. "Unless you want me to fuck that bench on your penis."

Sena put down the bench. He was fast. He had never seen Hiruma so sharp before and it made him short.

Hiruma picked up the bench, then withdrew a goal from his hair. "Don't be so fast," Hiruma said with a sharp grimace. "A dog bit my tongue this morning, and everything became scary. Now with this bench and this goal I can impishly rule the world!"

Sena clutched his loud tongue cheekily. This was his lover, his quick Hiruma, now staring at him with a sharp hair.

"Fight it!" Sena shouted. "The dog just wants the bench for his own quick devices! He doesn't love you, not the bouncy way I do!"

Sena could see Hiruma trembling cheekily. Sena reached out his penis and touched Hiruma's hair impishly. He was quick, so quick, but he knew only his loud love for Hiruma would break the dog's spell.

Sure enough, Hiruma dropped the bench with a thunk. "Oh, Sena," he squealed. "I'm so bouncy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Sena had already moved on the field. Like a football player with no deoderant, he pressed his penis into Hiruma's hair. And as they fell together in a scary fit of love, the bench lay on the floor, short and forgotten.

*hyperventilates from lack of air*
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Long Winded Posts Are Long Winded [Jan. 14th, 2008|10:51 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, fucking ur shit up]
[And I'm feelin'... |contemplativecontemplative]
[Jammin' to... |"Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse]

A comment on one of the previous entries here inspired this bout of bullshit insight.

Anyone read or seen A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess? Come on, raise your hands! [shot] Okay, okay! [cough]

Note that all opinions stated here-on-in may just be speculations from different points of view. I do not necessarily agree with everything I say.

[Spoilers for Death Note ending]Collapse )

It's a very depressing story, when you read it with this in mind, and I'm not sure what point this was trying to prove. Just a random bout of inspiration and I had to type up my thoughts. Care to share your opinions? Or start a debate? Correct me on some points? Prove me wrong? Add some backing or support to my bullshit?

Please note - none of this is spell-checked.
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Happiness by the Kilowatt: Notes on CH. 10 [Sep. 29th, 2007|03:50 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|]
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, stalking ur pretty boys]
[And I'm feelin'... |creativecreative]
[Jammin' to... |"#1 Crush" - Garbage]

I've reached chapter 10! I've stuck with it THIS FAR!!! [flails] I've never done this before! It's a new record for me!

Anyways, for every person who wrote "Misa ded onoez!1!" or "hurhur Misa bcum shinigmi," I laughed. Sorry to insult and dissapoint. I thought it was hilarious. The idea to actually kill her and have her become a Shinigami never actually crossed my mind until the reviewers geussed that that was what was going to happen. I was just using it as an excuse to have Raito reveal himself to Misa.

Other than, when I was writing the part about Misa opening her eyes at the sound of Raito's voice, I almost followed the sudden notion I had to make her hate Shinigami Raito, or think Ryuuzaki was playing a trick on her. But I reasoned that, with her devout love, she wouldn't care if Raito was disfigured in a horrible train wreck after killing off thrity innocent people with a wooden bat. She's that obsessive.

But maybe I'll still have her do that. I don't know. After the initial joy, I'll see where her emotions take her. If I decide to do it, I might have to rewrite my entire storyboard.

I hope I can start writing the next chapter without any problems. Unlike this one, where I began with Watari informing them of Misa's suicide attempt, then deleted it, restarted, deleted again, then began with Misa's awakening.

In other news, I want to make a Death Note AMV. I have the perfect song picked out. Now all I have to do is wait for the episode 32-35 and 37 to finish downloading!
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Happiness by the Kilowatt: Notes on the latest chapter [Sep. 16th, 2007|02:45 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|]
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, snotting up ur plotline]
[And I'm feelin'... |sicksick]
[Jammin' to... |"Silver and Cold" - A.F.I.]

If you perhaps read my Death Note fanfic "Happiness by the Kilowatt," then here's a little note about the latest chapter:

MISA IS NOT GOING TO BECOME A FUCKING SHINIGAMI!!!

Now, I know I love writing about her, but I really do find her annoying. And besides that, it would be counter-productive. The plot of my story needs her alive! ...I think. Although, now that the idea has been planted into my head... Should I make Misa a Shinigami...? Hmm... [thinks]

Nah, still don't feel like it.

Besides that, I've been sick for the past week, and have slept sometimes during the day, for random periods of time. My sleeping schedule is all fucked up now. I began writing this chapter last week, but only got the inspiration to finish it last night. So, for seven hours, I alternated between the need to write and the need to sleep. Running back and forth from my bed to the computer, opening and closing the document after every sentence or so, then coming back when I found that sleep was impossible until I made some progress on the chapter. Eventually, I just plopped down with a bottle of Dr. Wham, some aspirin, and duct tape, and typed, ass firmly stuck to the seat.

Originally, this would have ended up as another filler-type chapter, with the Misa-suicide chapter next, but I was tired of the filler, and the readers are always tired of filler, I know, so I figured jamming them together wouldn't hurt.

Also originally, Misa was going to hang herself with her bedsheet. I don't know why I changed it. Boredom, I guess.

That's all I can think of to say right now.
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! [Jul. 18th, 2007|10:44 am]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|]
[Where the fuck am I!? |in ur manga, stalking ur pretty boys]
[And I'm feelin'... |giddygiddy]
[Jammin' to... |"Hurt" - Johnny Cash (NIN cover)]

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Noble Excellency Halfnium the Harmonious of Waldenshire under Throcket
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
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Battle Pyramid VS. Regirock (Dub) [Mar. 11th, 2007|03:16 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|, ]
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, staring u down]
[And I'm feelin'... |annoyedannoyed]
[Jammin' to... |Un Monde Sans Danger from Code Lyoko]

Ash, I'm sorry, but sometimes you are a dumbass. You do not go into mysterious ruins, hold some ancient relic above your head, and then say a chant that will allow an ancient, evil Pokelantic king out so that it can posess your stupid ass! Dumbass! [whacks Ash]

That whole thing was weird as hell. The evil Pokelantic king's voice sucked. I wanna see that episode in Japanese!

Also, the Pokelantic king kept pulling this "I AM THE MASTER OF POKELANTICE AND WILL RULE YOU" shit out of his ass.
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I nearly bashed my head in when I realized too late... [Feb. 27th, 2007|12:15 am]
Sai Halfnium
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, molesting ur pretty boys]
[And I'm feelin'... |hornyhorny]
[Jammin' to... |Hate Me by Blue October]

...that there are an assload of spelling mistakes in this!

[Marital Status]Single, and intending to stay that way. =P
[Shoe size]About 9, I think (Psh! Like I keep up with that!)
[Parents still together]No, my dad died when I was in the... first grade? Something like that.
[Siblings]I have an older sister! She's married.
[Pets]Yeah, I have a cat I named Raito! He's so damn cute!
FAVORITES
[Color]Crimson, Emerald, and Ebony!
[Number]19
[Animal] Foxes and wolves!
[Drinks] Dr. Wham!
[Soda] I said Dr. Wham, dammit! [flails]
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Yes! Right now it's lime green!
[Have tattoos?] I wish! I'd have lots of anime, manga, and book reminiscent tattoos!
[Have Piercings?] Yes! I have my left ear pierced! (That's it, though. :O)
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I have before. Once of a math test (Sixth grade) and twice on a spelling test (second grade).
[Drink/Smoke?] Hell no! [smacks you]
[Like roller coasters?] NO! [hates heights
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yeah, I do. I both hate and love this place.
[Want more piercings?] I do want a tongue piercing!
[Like cleaning?] Yeah, yeah I do. o_0
[Write in cursive or print?] I write in print. I can't even READ cursive, let alone write it. Except for my own name.
[Own a web cam?] Nope!
[Know how to drive?] I can- No. Besides, I'm too afraid I'll get distracted like usual and crash.
[Own a cell phone?] NO! [smacks you] I HATE PHONES!!!
[Ever get off the damn computer?] o_0 Hell no. XD
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Plenty of times, even though I don't really like fighting.
[Considered a life of crime?] Yeah, but it's not worth it. Also, I'm not that desperate yet.
[Lied to someone?] Yeah, I'm a... chronic liar, I guess. I'll lie for no reason, as well. (Once I lied about my mom's name!)
[Been in love?] With my anime and manga, of course!
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Nope.
[Been in lust?] No... [looks at anime and manga]
[Used someone] Yes.
[Been used?] Yes. But neither of those in ways such as a boyfriend using his boyfriend/girlfriend.
[Been cheated on?] Haha! No.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yeah, it was during I fight! Caught him off guard and in between the legs!
[Stolen anything?] eah, small stuff from people. Just yesterday, I stole a nickel! :D
[Held a gun] No... >.>; I hate guns.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] A shirt, pants, armbands, necklace, and underwear.
[Current mood] Annoyed!
[Current taste] I want some orange juice and lemon (fruit).
[What you currently smell like] Soap, as I just had a shower.
[Current hair] Lime greeeeen.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] School work, then go to bed. But am I? Noo~!
[Current cd in stereo] Family Values Tour Live 2006 (Or something like that... It has two Dir en Grey songs! I wish I had gone to one of the concerts, though. T.T)
[Last book you read] I am reading "To Kill A Mocking Bird" (By Harper Lee) and "Pet Cemetary" (By Stephen King), but the last book I finished was "Insomnia" (By Stephen King)
[Last movie you saw] Uh... [thinks] Akira, I think. Huh. Yeah, Akira. A few days ago. Last week, really.
[Last thing you ate] Bacon. Now I'm thirsty.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My uncle. I hate phones.
[Do drugs?] NO! [whacks you]
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I'm not sure on that point. I suppose it's possible, as we humans have adapted, other life will have adapted on their own planet. Not sure.
Remember your first love?] I've never been in love.
[Still love him/her?] Never. Been. In. Love.
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yeah, one or two, I think.
[Believe in miracles?] I'm one of those people who neither believe nor disbelieve something unless they've witnessed it, or whatever.
[Do well in school?] Reasonably okay, I suppose. I've found this weird love of history.
[Wear hats] eah, mostly when I forget to have a shower.
[Hate yourself?] Sometimes, when I think about my future, I get so depressed and hateful about myself and others.
[Have an obsession?] Duh! I'm OCD, of course I have obsessions! But besides OCD induced ones, I have many, usually pertaining to anime and manga.
[Collect anything?] eah, whatever I can get my hands on. (Rocks, cards, feathers, pencils, pens, doujinshi, manga, anime, you name, I'll collect it!)
[Have a best friend?] Yeah, yeah, I guess I do. ...That revelation just surprised the hell out of me.
[Close friends?] No, not close close, but my best friend is the closest!
[Like your handwriting?] Yeah, I'm happy with it! It's chickenscratch, but I don't care!
[Care about looks] No, life's too short to wast on such frivilous things! Live for the moment! Carpe diem!
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Never had one.
[First kiss] Haven't had one.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I'll believe it when I see it, but for now I don't care.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Would there be any other? [is shot] [cough] Yeah, I don't really know.
[Are you a tease?] No, I'm a liar, and have no interest in a love life, thankyouverymuch!
[Too shy to make the first move?] Yeah, if I had a crush, I would be.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] All the time. (It's also the reason I don't allow myself to drive. :D)
[Bitch/Asshole] Yeah, I'm that too.
[sarcastic] No, why would I possibly be sarcastic? </sarcasm>
[Angel] Nope.
[Devil] Yeah, I would be!
[Shy] Yes, a lot of the time I am.
[Talkative] When I'm around my friends, you can hardly get me to shutup!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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Music is an integrated part of every soul [Feb. 25th, 2007|01:41 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|]
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, stalking ur pretty boys]
[And I'm feelin'... |relaxedrelaxed]
[Jammin' to... |I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie]

This is just about my favorite song in the world. It is for now, anyways. There's no guarantee that it won't change. ...But, for now, I'll enjoy my obsession with it.

I'll Follow You Into The Dark

by Death Cab For Cutie

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black
And I held my toungue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about
Cause we'll hold each other soon
The blackest of rooms

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark



[sings happily]
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Babble Post 7 [Feb. 19th, 2007|09:08 pm]
Sai Halfnium
[Tags|]
[Where the fuck am I!? |In ur manga, eatin ur chips]
[And I'm feelin'... |lazylazy]
[Jammin' to... |Kodou by Dir en Grey]

I hate phones. Cell phones especially. I don't care how many cool new features you can get with you new cingular, motorola, or phone-of-the-fucking-year, I hate them all. I hate talking on phones, too. Any phone, really. But especially a cell phone.

Also, I take back what I posted before. I hate snow, now, too. Especially for prolonged periods of time. When I become a hermit, I'll live somewhere where it's warm but not hot in the summer, and if it has to snow during the winter, then I'll make sure that I can withstand it.

On another, much more brighter note, I just sucked a wad of snot into my mouth. You know how, when your nose is running, you tend to sniff the snot right back into your nose even though you really should dispel it into a tissue or napkin? Yeah, well, I sniffed really hard, and it shot into my mouth.

...That didn't sound as glorious and bright as I hoped it would.

Oh well.
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